May 2012
Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
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Episode III: Revenge of the Weird Shit
IN BEFORE I LOSE FOLLOWERS FOR THIS ONE
When I was in like 2nd to 5th grade, I use to shove my middle finger up my ass, and sit down on my bed at home and see how far I could get it up there. I’d feel around and touched what I later discovered was my prostate, but I always freaked out because I thought it was part of my small intestine for some reason. So I’d continue to shove my...
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little-puppet replied to your post: Episode II
If I didn’t care about what people thought of me I’m sure I could list things just as weird that I’ve done when I was younger. We should compare.
YES.
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Episode II
little-puppet replied to your post: Weird shit I did when I was younger, episode 1(?)
I eagerly await the next episode
I used to shove my hands down my pants and finger my perineum in the middle of class, and got kicked out of school once for it. I think this was in 2nd grade? I got a really harsh scolding from my father about it (read: got beat with a belt and was threatened with more...
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slashty replied to your post: Weird shit I did when I was younger, episode 1(?)
I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anyone doing that before.
… shit
Weird shit I did when I was younger, episode 1(?)
Continuously shovel food into my mouth, refuse to swallow it, and when I had a giant food saliva ball formed in my mouth, I’d take it out and delicately nibble at it.
I did this until I was like 16.
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blankfacecat:
tdrloid:
syowangza:
leoperaghost:
perlahaha:
hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
oh
oh
I’m sorry, we can’t be together…
…I’m A minor.
oh my goooooddddddddddd
if you wanna be with me you better B flat
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Don't Stroke It From The Top Of My Internal... →
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i’m sick of popular music, popular music is all a bunch of shit, that’s why i love the beatles, the literal best-selling band in the history of music
i feel like this is a very hipsterish thing for me to reblog but yes.
but guys, the Beatles were a pop band. They were, at one time, THE pop band. They never...
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yo girl i'll put the rule in your rose and I'll...
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slashty replied to your post: slashty replied to your post: Creepy things I’d…
OH MYG OD WHY
slashty pls
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jerusio replied to your post: Creepy things I’d like to ask my followers just to see how they’d respond #1
*smile* I would rather be your A-ko! ♥
I think of this song whenever I see A-ko
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slashty replied to your post: Creepy things I’d like to ask my followers just to see how they’d respond #2
yes
“Oh god” screamed slashty as ren’s poo flowed down his belly. The smell was rancid and reminded him of his step mother’s moldy vagina.
ukaizero:
when someone is following you and they unfollow you and you try to be their friend and???? they don’t even explain why they unfollowed you???
not sure if i know this feel but that dog
Creepy things I’d like to ask my followers just to...
Wanna read my fanfic I wrote about you and I? (´･ω･`)
berlitz:
you know what
no one ever thanks this dog
this dog spends its entire life finding lost documents for you
and no one ever thanks it
so we gather here on this day to thank this dog
thank you, dog
Creepy things I'd like to ask my followers just to...
yo girl wanna be mah denko? (´･ω･`)
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Watchhotpenguinsex:
Panty and Stocking English dub trailer for one’s caught in the regional block youtube has.
To get this to fit on tumblr, the video quality had to suffer a bit, but the audio’s good.
At first I was like OH SHI— PANTY AND GARTERBELT ARE PERFECT
but then
I heard Stocking’s voice.
My hypeboner
INVERTED
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no lie this is still my favorite tumblr →
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